Hurray, hurray, it's the First of May, . . .
And my lettuce sure looks great today!
Since I would not ask you to do something I am not willing to do myself, I will start the ball rolling by suggesting that Kevin Kline play me. He is, after all, ruggedly handsome, has gotten better looking as he has aged, has a good singing voice, dances well, and has a wife who was extremely hot in her day. And as if this were not enough, he was a Pirate King! As Bill Murray said in Groundhog Day, me, me, me, and me again.
So, who should play you? And, just for fun, who do you think should play our fearless leader, Michelle? Post a comment to let me know who you think should play you and who should play Michelle.
Now, on to this fortnight's bread. First I made the Milk and Honey Raisin. I used egg substitute. I also made a full batch, rather than a half, because I like raisin bread. After seeing Cathy's chocolate espresso flower pot bread I decided to try baking this bread in a flower pot, using a 6" pot and following Cathy's directions for tempering the flower pot. I cut a round of parchment paper for the bottom of the pot, and sprayed the pot well with cooking spray, Then I put 2 pounds of dough in it to rise, and baked it.
I think it came out pretty well, though I had a little trouble figuring out the best way to slice it.
Although the recipe has you bake this dough in a loaf pan, I next decided to try it as a free-form loaf, baking it at 450, with steam, on my stone, just as with any other loaf. I brushed it with egg wash and sprinkled it with some raw sugar. I think I actually preferred it this way, with the crispier crust. It was particularly good as cinnamon toast. My saintly wife pronounced it the best she has ever had.
Finally, I used the rest of the dough to make English Muffins (see my "technique" at Muffin Mania).
I do not bake my own English Muffins only because they taste great or just because I enjoy baking them. I also do it to "walk the walk" with regard to my views on the importance of women's rights. Since I have 3 daughters (as Aeschylus noted, "there is advantage in the wisdom won from pain") I feel that I am doing a sister a solid, or in my case 3 sisters three solids, and striking a blow against stereotypical views of women, when I bake my own English Muffins instead of buying them. Thomas' English Muffins, you see, are (is??) owned by Bimbo Bakeries USA (a subsidiary of Grupo Bimbo). Seems pretty politically incorrect to me.
The other task in this assignment was to bake Cinnamon Crescent Rolls with Cream Cheese Icing using the Chocolate Espresso Whole Wheat Brioche. I only baked half a batch, and they were very well received, despite the inartistic icing job. I left some un-iced, and they were very good too.
With the rest of the dough I baked a small plain loaf (the pan was slightly too small, as it turned out).
I had tried to come up with something fancy, but in the end opted for simplicity. As Einstein said, "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler."
To avoid being that one bit simpler, I did put some peanut butter on it! Chocolate and peanut butter, who'd have ever thought?
That gave me an idea. Perhaps channeling my friend Sharon, who is not only my favorite Elvis fan, but also the only person I know who has been pooped on by a pelican--and not once but twice . . .
I used the bread to make a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich--now how's that for TCB?
And as for how it tasted, I can only say, WOW!
So, that is it for this time, and as Elvis would say, "thank you, thank you very much."
That sandwich is my fav too!!! I just toast english muffin and add chocolate peanut butter and banana. Love reading your interesting post thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Never thought about peanut butter with the chocolate - Duh! Interesting info on the english muffins. I think I'll have to make them.
ReplyDeleteFabulous post - I think Julia Roberts should play Michelle - I imagine they both have such great smiles. Great job on all your bread too!
ReplyDeleteFunny post! I'll refrain from picking any star to play Michelle but it would have to be someone with a hat and sunglasses ;) Good choice to pick Kevin Kline for yourself. I think I'll go with Goldie Hawn or, speaking of Kevin Kline, perhaps his co-star in French Kiss, Meg Ryan, to play myself ;)
ReplyDeleteOh yes, and your breads look great! I love the idea of the flower pot.
Loved all your breads, especially the flower pot loaf. Decisions, decisions, I'd like Gwyneth Paltrow to play me, Why? Why not.
ReplyDeleteYour breads looks great! I did not get the chocolate bread made but after seeing how it came out for everyone else I hope to make it soon. Chocolate and peanut butter, how can you go wrong. My husband and I also have 3 daughters, all grown up and flown the coop.
ReplyDeleteROFL great blog, I can see like me you had a fun time making the breads, if they didnt turn out as fancy as some they still taste great LOL
ReplyDeleteThat chocolate bread was definitely CRYING for a PB and banana sandwich. Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI also love the sound of those milk and honey English muffins...irresistible.
I think Meryl Streep should play michelle. Any thoughts?
LLOLLOLLOOLLOLLOL! You are too funny.
ReplyDeleteAs for who should play you, Kevin Kline is not a bad choice. But I think Kevin Costner would be a better fit and he is so good looking!
Meg Ryan is perfect for Susan!
And me, I think Diane Keaton would be a good choice.
Bonnie seems like such a gracious lady. I think Meryle Streep would be a better fit for Bonnie but she wants Gwyneth Paltrow!
Who should play Nancy-FemaleChef? Cher?
Carolyn the Camp Baker? Maybe Bette Midler?
Who's going to play Joanne?
Oops I forgot Raelyn! I think either Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock for Raelyn.
ReplyDeleteSaw Bette in Vegas, she definitely needs to be in the movie. Along with Cher. Would that make us gypsies, tramps and thieves?
ReplyDeleteKevin Kline just seems to have such a good time doing what he does, so I would prefer him. But Costner would be OK if Kline is not available. (But can he sing?) And if we have Costner, we would need Susan Sarandon. I had thought of Sharon Stone for my saintly wife. As for Joanne, Stana Katic? And what about Elwood. If we go with the (original) band of brothers thing, there is Kenneth Branaugh (Henry V). And I have always liked Kevin Spacey, who does southern well.
For Elwood maybe Jake Gyllenhaal or Charlie Hunnam.
ReplyDeleteYour flower pot bread looks delicious! I always love your posts. They keep me laughing.
ReplyDeleteGreat post. Great bread. I don't even want to speculate who should play me in the movie!
ReplyDeleteomg.....LOVE the fried pb&j!!! Can Sandra Bullock be me? (I just love how silly she can be sometimes). And Meryl should be Michelle!! Ok, so who's gonna contact the director? LOL
ReplyDeleteThe raisin bread was delicious! Thanks for baking it and sharing it with your family. Sharon Stone? That is dreaming!
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